me: my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately




So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room
but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo
image (my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad

Being the makeup junkie that I am, I ran to my makeup trunk and pulled out 2 concealers, brown eye shadow, bb cream, and powder foundation and went to work
I came out and he was like “That was Sharpie? You’re so lame.”

Joke’s on you motherfucker.


When you meet someone on the internet you really connect with but they live billions of miles away.

"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."


She is so cute! Awh!

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